hi this is my i dont know, 5th post of the day?
2nd post for this blog (:

i'm soooo bored i'm going to fall asleep again. haha.
my mom&dad (BOTH OF THEM!!) called and said i was a good girl for staying at home today. ROFLMAO. seems like i haven't stayed home for a reeeeeeally long time. and neither of them are at home. wth. HAHA

well i'm not staying at home because i want to but because i have noburdi to go out with.
i'm a pathetic soul. (aww, sob, sniff *takes tissue)

but its alright! i have my blogs, my music, my ever-so-trusty sims, and i'm sooo going to cut my hair later, BY HOOK OR BY CROOK. argh.

well my whole day has be revolving around doing nothing much except surfing blogs after blogs. which is, pretty redundant and useless. and i saw this thang nutang.com i think. HAHA. if they send me the invite code, i'm going to move. because you know why? BECAUSE.. WE THEY PAY YOU TO BLOG! ROFL. -.-

if that is possible, i'd probably earn a lot, a lot, and i mean: A LOT of money. hopefully enough to cover my expenditure, which is way beyond my allowance. my allowance is less than a dollar. ROFL. -.- thats because i owe waaaaaaay too much money.

but of course, they pay through pageview, so i'd ask everyone (yes everyone! lala) to view my blog everyday so i'd earn more $ la. HAHA. and when that happens, how to make your blog more popular?

the possible ways are:
1) offend a super popular zharbo/bastard in sch, and make all her/his friends spam your tagboard!!

RATE: 7/10
ADVANTAGES: I enjoy fun, I get $, More people know me!
DISADVANTAGES: Infamous, The people who knows you HATES you

2) turn into a twittish blog aNd tYpE LiEk TiiS, aNd tHen Wh0Re yUuR bLoOg On MoT~~!! hEeHEeZzzz. SuRe kAN wAnZz~ I lURbbiEz EbErii WAnzz!!

RATE: 6.5/10
ADVANTAGES: PEOPLE COME TO YOUR TAGBOARD AND SCOLD YOU, MORE PAGEVIEWS, MORE $$$$$$$ =DD, you get new JiiEmUizzz, Mre views on FrEnzTaAaa
DISADVANTAGES: People think you're such a whore twit, People think you make fun of them, People run away from seeing your PiiiiNk TeXt oR ShAmElZz tYpiiNGz, nobody wants to read your blog because its too EmOoz WoRhzzZz *sOOoOb*

3) Scold a Loser Junior and laugh at her, making her so absolutely furious that she gets her whole level to spam you, laugh at you, aye i dont knw haha maybe even act strgtforward, call herself a bitch etc?

RATE: 8/10
ADVANTAGES: FUCKING FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Her whole lvl visits your blog, mre pageviews, mre $, etc
DISADVANTAGES: THERE ARE NO DISADVANTAGES! HAHAHAHAHA! JUNIORS HATE ME ALR I THINK. MUAHAHAAHAHA! *cackles*

4) Suck a guy's dick in the Staff toilet. The ULTIMATE! (no offence to ANYONE heh heh this whole thing is made up :D)

RATE: 3/10
ADVANTAGES: EVERYONE WANTS TO SCOLD YOU A SLUT THRU YOUR FXKING BLOG, THUS MORE $$!!!!
DISADVANTAGES: You turn into a Slut overnight, You turn INFAMOUS throughout sg overnight, People laugh at you whenever they see bananas, You lose your reputation, Your parents are disappointed, The guy's dick probably disappoints you (too), The guy shuns away from responsibility, Have to think of stories to help yourself incase someone *oops* accidentally tells a teacher :(

5) Speak about a controversial issue. Like what i just did! *points above* (must be very intellectual to do it incase of getting into trouble, ehehehehe)

RATE: 6.5/10
ADVANTAGES: Everyone wants to read about your intelligent musings, pageview increase, $ come aH!
DISADVANTAGES: You are very boring. HEEHEE

7) Copy CelChen in Every Way Possible. WOW!! cocolatte! zoUK! dXo! baby! eheheheh.

RATE: 6.8/10
ADVANTAGES: All the boliaw people will come and scold you for copying her. So no need to say, i get more money and laugh at them harder. HAHAHA!
DISADVANTAGES: You start t type like this, ehehehe. I went out with baby tday etc etc. Whats more, i might not even get a repugnican (what are those, really? elephants?) i might get some bastards who killed kenny. heh. i dont know whats the connektion, i just feel southparky today LALALAL~~

8) Blog like a Beverly.

RATE: 10/10
ADVANTAGES: I am myself and everyone loves me so everyone will come to my blog not only to read, but to help me earn money etc. :D I KNOW EVERYONE SOOOO WELL! :D
DISADVANTAGES: Beverly has many enemies. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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okay i think i am turning very lame. but anyway, i conclude that option three is the easiest man! HAHAHAHAHAHA. IF I EVER DO, I MIGHT CONSIDER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

watch out, my dear juniors.-winks

Well perhaps i am turning a little too hopeful. What makes me think that they would pay a pointless and bo liaw 15-year old to blog? HAHA..

well, i'm looking forward to it.
maybe one day i'd become a famous blogger (BWAHAHAHAHA) well that is kinda impossible, i type like a slutty twit online and i pretend (nobody does :() that everyone loves me. and i can't have a bimbo blog because i am not pretty in the first place :( *sOOb*

maybe i should start boring everyone with my life. wellllzzzz, lets start with today. Oh what a beautiful day, i woke up in the morning with the beautiful chirping of the birds (HAHA MORE BIRDS MORE LUCK ROFLMAO.!!) and brushed my teeth and sat at the computer and started thinking: oh, what a beautiful day, what should i blog today? so i sat at my com thinking for hours and i couldn't get any ideas :(

Oh beautiful blog, how full of rubbish you are today..

I think the boredom and the hunger is getting to me. AHAHAHAHA

Well lets go on to something more random than i have ever thought.
Ever wonder how come some people are soooooooooooo emo? T_T

thats probably because they want people to know that they are sadzzzz and they need company. =D

bCOshH oRb Euu, I bCuM eMoooOo :(

YUCK. (if you are emo, please do not (x100000) cut yourself. i beg of you.)

why would people want to cut themselves? inflict pain on themselves? very fun meh? very nice to show off meh? soooo... -.- la.

and seeing blood is so, yuck. you like to waste blood so much go donate your blood la! wahlau. HAHA. you can save a friend, save a Man, Do a good deed!

emo is one thing. acting depressed is another, don't you think? acting is so.. i don't know what la. HAHA. maybe i've been into this shit for a while, let me give you an example of it:

I was so sad today. Life, no longer has a meaning for me. He left me with a broken heart. Seeing him today made me so upset i ran to the toilet to cry. Whats his intention of doing this? All the empty promises. If only you could see the scars i made for you.

*sOOb* soo sad! :(
When you read the last sentence, do you think that:
A) the girl is so sad and you should sayang her
OR
B) AIYO stop acting and trying to make the boy patch with you laRhzzzzzzz
OR
C) the girl is really, really , really depressed. LEAVE HER ALONE LA!

HEEHEE vote la! but i think i really very bo liaw today. :( because i think what i just said didn't really make sense. ROFL.

the whole part of emo didn't make sense. OH WELL

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i think i am emo too. *sObs*

i think yifang's entry about fonsecas' is DAmN funny ah. OMG -.-

i kept laughing last night HAHAHA.. okay its like 6.03 alr. i think i have like blogged for at least 45 mins? ROFL. -.- I MUST BE REALLY BORED!


this is for all you brokeback lovers. HAHAHA

SOOO LONG AND SOOOOOOO HUGE. HEEHEEHEE

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can someone explain to me about this utterly odd thing?
why does our sch juniors (sec 2s, particularly) enjoy calling each other bitches? ROFL!
number one example is:
my ncc junior, name starting with C but i dont know who she is leyyyyyy, call other people bitCh and then run away. HAHA.
(SEC TWO)
number two example is:
rachel, from i dont know what class and i dont know who she is leyyyyyy, stare at people and mutter under her breath: "bitch."
(SEC TWO)

very fun meh??!!! i don't get it la. LOL.
according to rachel, it is because "she stares at anyone she dislikes what."
maybe one fine day i should try.

One Fine Day
*strolls along parade sq*

unknown species TYF walks past (i dont know who she is leyyyyy :()
bev spots TYF walking past *STARES LIKE MAD*

"OI YOU! TYF! DON'T PRETEND NEVER SEE ME HOR!"
TYF: "HUH WHAT."
"YOU HAVING PE NOW ISSIT." *STARES EVEN MORE*
TYF: "HUH WHAT PE."
"BITCH. *mutters*BITCH."

-RUNS AWAY, GIGGLING LIKE A MAD CLOWN.

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I think i am very, very, very bo liaw today. HAHAHA