I have lost my way, can you help me find the way to your heart?

Hope stood so near, i gave it my all
She knew, I knew, but yet we've never told each other
so many years- 6years, i'd been in love with her
She may have only been 156cm, but i had so much for so little

She smiled so sweetly, she could melt the hearts of all
She was so nice, she was my all
and came the day where all of us met
Courage came along, It was my friend of the day

I mustered all the courage i had
i walked up to her, i said
"I love you"

Yet it was not to be
she looked at me, she said
"No, it cannot be"
"i got 294 for PSLE"

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i know it doesn't even make sense.... BUT the point of the story is.... THAT....... WEIRD PEOPLE GET 294 for psle! WTF! WTF! WTF! being a very good singaporean (racial harmony) we shall not talk about the abnormality of the uhm.... SCHOLAR! :D but gratz to that weird girl, and that she broke singapore's record of the highest PSLE score ever.

so much for the math being so hard and having the stupid kids crying after that. TAKE THAT! people get 294 Lehzzzzz. i think my year only got 282. so sad.

i still can't believe someone got 294 for Psle. i think it's virtually impossible. so what sch is that girl gonna go to? errrrrrrrrrr i'mma smarty pants school? -_-

i heard this girl gettin a few Cs and Bs and she was like pretty happy. she was like rather shocked that her friend had above 200 for PSLE AND SHE WAS SO ENVIOUS!!! imagine if her friend were the one who had 294.

"eh, how you score man?"
"okok la. i got 198. quite nice man. like the bus i take home. at least i can go express ^__^. you?"
"me? not bad la. 6 marks away from full marks"

O_____________O


I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE ME GETTING 2 POINTS FOR O LEVELS! (Which is really, impossible, shut up with your talk of there's no impossible, and impossible broken up is i-m-possible yada yada yada, because i got a smelly c6 for my cca all thanks to COUGHSVERYLOUDLY my ncc teacher ic COUGHS VERY LOUDLY so i minus 1!!!!!! which on another hand, thanks to chingay i could minus 1, or i would have failed cca! b*tch!!!!!!!!!!! yea shut up about your talk on its all my own fault for ponning cca, seriously. shut up.)

(and also because i don't take higher chinese nor third lanG)

okok i should stop my own arguing.

anyway
3rd day of WS has taught me....

1)
Racial harmony really exists in singapore because the malays and indians there can speak chines better than me!!!! i bet if my SL (i think) went for O level chinese oral she'd get distinction plus star ok!! the best is that ytd the chef came up to our dept to talk to us about someone resignin then she wanted to talk about bonus then she didn't know how to say in chinese then she went to ask my SL (WHO IS A MALAY!!!!) what was it in chinese and in like a split second or sth she replied "HUA HONG" in the correct ying1 diao4 and everything!!! omg i am so shocked!!!!!!!

they are so bloody zai!!!!!!!!!!!

and the people there love each oether like a big family. awww like supah heartwarmin and stuff and they're havin employee day tmr!!! which i am skippin because im going to smelly cambodia, omg -.- which is super unfair because they end early and get bbq and games and everything!!! boooo even got pool tournament which i can't participate because i'll be on a stinky plane (which, btw, i hate like shit!1!!!!) and not there with them!!!!!!!!!

do you realise i keep blogging with many exclaimation marks!!!! omg!!!!!

i will stop with the irritating exclaimation marks now.

!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg i am so lame.


2)
the cornflake cookie thingy that boon and i sorta baked yesterday is soooo nice! hahahaa :D it's so crispy yummy and fresh :D I LIKE!!!!! oh and boon is such an aunty hahaha >:D

3)
i have learnt that chicken pox comes from the chicken you eat! because in the chicken there is like, shit in it and when u eat chicken the shit gets all over your body and that causes CHICKEN POX. HAHAHAHAHA. i learnt this from a mother -_- who used this to bluff her kids omg... so mean right?? HAHA i'd do that also and scare the sh!t out of my kids so they'd never disobey and eat fried chicken ever again. HAH.

4)
:D :O :) :}
(this is a secret code)


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294! omg!

for the benefit of all curious buggers
(curiousity killed the cat! which is a good thing, because cats are vile)

ONE PEEKTURE!


WHICH OF COURSE, features our laoda :D
han sum han sum :D

camboodia tmr! miss me everyone! :)